Smack your child every day. If you don't know why - he does.

If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.

Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late - and strike oil.'

A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.

The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the horses must win.

Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.