A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.
Smack your child every day. If you don't know why - he does.
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the horses must win.