Smack your child every day. If you don't know why - he does.
The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the horses must win.
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.
A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late - and strike oil.'