A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the horses must win.
Smack your child every day. If you don't know why - he does.
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.