Smack your child every day. If you don't know why - he does.
Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late - and strike oil.'
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the horses must win.