A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
Smack your child every day. If you don't know why - he does.
Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late - and strike oil.'
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.