How I wish the mass media had christened me Joe instead of Joey. I hate Joey, not going to lie. Nobody I respect calls me it.

Sitting eating sushi in the city, incredibly chilled out reading Nietzsche.

My reputation will always precede me to the day I die. For some people, that probably can't be quickly enough.

Messi. 86 goals in calendar year and still 3 games to play! Best to ever play the game in my opinion just edges Maradona.

He couldn't put on a coaching session to save his life. I've spoken to people about him and he can barely lay out cones.

Just heard Paul Scholes has retired, best I’ve ever played against by a mile. Most technically gifted player in english history. Legend.

How I wish the mass media had christened me Joe instead of Joey. I hate Joey, not going to lie. Nobody I respect calls me it.