Art isn't just paint and music, art is breaking glass and the sounds we make without realizing.

Art isn't just paint and music, art is breaking glass and the sounds we make without realizing.

Dear Nintendo, We need a new Mario game, where you rescue the princess in the first ten minutes, and for the rest of the game you try and push down that sick feeling in your stomach that she’s ‘damaged goods’, a concept detailed again and again in the profoundly sex negative instruction booklet, and when Luigi makes a crack about her and Bowser, you break his nose and immediately regret it. When Peach asks you, in the quiet of her mushroom castle bedroom ‘do you still love me?’ you pretend to be asleep. You press the A button rhythmically, to control your breath, keep it even.

When I played doctor I played to win.

I have a form of ESP that allows me to consistently pick losing lottery numbers, and generally make poor life choices.

And when our sun explodes and we are all destroyed, we'll be rocks and chunks of I am not sure what, and maybe we'll rain down on somewhere else.

Being in love is totally punk rock.