Mathematics is no more computation than typing is literature.

I think, therefore I laugh.

There is something inhuman and vaguely pornographic about statistics... Pornography, on the other hand, with its loosely bound sequences of storyless sexual couplings often has the feel of a statistical survey.

So many see themselves as aggrieved; so few see themselves as aggrievers.

In the stock market... You can be right for the wrong reasons or wrong for the right reasons.

The only bit of logic-based public bathroom humor I know is: the difference between men and women is that between the statement [P and not Q] and the statement [Q and not P].

When asked why he doesn't believe in astrology, the logician Raymond Smullyan responds that he's a Gemini and Geminis never believe in astrology.