I'm the one who has to look in the mirror, and after a while it begins to eat at you.
Like your job. Love your wife.
Wherever you go in the world, you just have to say you're Canadian and people laugh
If you're not happy without it, you'll never be happy with it.
Who wants an orange whip? Orange whip? Orange whip? Three orange whips.
Hey, I stopped smoking cigarettes. Isn't that something? I'm on to cigars now. I'm on to a five-year plan. I eliminated cigarettes, then I go to cigars, then I go to pipes, then I go to chewing tobacco, then I'm on to that nicotine gum