Like your job. Love your wife.
I thought to myself, "Join the army!" It's free. So I figured while I'm here I'll lose a few pounds.
If you're not happy without it, you'll never be happy with it.
I'm the one who has to look in the mirror, and after a while it begins to eat at you.
Who wants an orange whip? Orange whip? Orange whip? Three orange whips.
I did the 'Tonight Show' once, and I choked up. I get intimidated.