I did the 'Tonight Show' once, and I choked up. I get intimidated.

I'm the one who has to look in the mirror, and after a while it begins to eat at you.

You can escape into a character.

If you're not happy without it, you'll never be happy with it.

I think I may have become an actor to hide from myself. You can escape into a character.

I'm a mog: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend!

I thought to myself, "Join the army!" It's free. So I figured while I'm here I'll lose a few pounds.