Who wants an orange whip? Orange whip? Orange whip? Three orange whips.
I'm the one who has to look in the mirror, and after a while it begins to eat at you.
As long as you can savor the humorous aspect of misery and misfortune, you can overcome anything.
Hey, I stopped smoking cigarettes. Isn't that something? I'm on to cigars now. I'm on to a five-year plan. I eliminated cigarettes, then I go to cigars, then I go to pipes, then I go to chewing tobacco, then I'm on to that nicotine gum
Like your job. Love your wife.
Wherever you go in the world, you just have to say you're Canadian and people laugh