You know, the finest line a man will walk is between success at work and success at home.

Like your job. Love your wife.

Who wants an orange whip? Orange whip? Orange whip? Three orange whips.

Wherever you go in the world, you just have to say you're Canadian and people laugh

I'm a mog: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend!

Six bucks and my right nut says we're not landing in Chicago.

I did the 'Tonight Show' once, and I choked up. I get intimidated.