You know, the finest line a man will walk is between success at work and success at home.

As long as you can savor the humorous aspect of misery and misfortune, you can overcome anything.

I thought to myself, "Join the army!" It's free. So I figured while I'm here I'll lose a few pounds.

I'm the one who has to look in the mirror, and after a while it begins to eat at you.

I don't watch my movies. I just get too critical of myself.

I'm a mog: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend!

I think I may have become an actor to hide from myself. You can escape into a character.