I thought to myself, "Join the army!" It's free. So I figured while I'm here I'll lose a few pounds.
John CandyYou know, the finest line a man will walk is between success at work and success at home.
John CandyHey, I stopped smoking cigarettes. Isn't that something? I'm on to cigars now. I'm on to a five-year plan. I eliminated cigarettes, then I go to cigars, then I go to pipes, then I go to chewing tobacco, then I'm on to that nicotine gum
John Candy