I know what I have to do if I want to lose weight and stay healthy: eat a proper diet and exercise. All I've got to do is apply it.

If you're not happy without it, you'll never be happy with it.

Six bucks and my right nut says we're not landing in Chicago.

Wherever you go in the world, you just have to say you're Canadian and people laugh

I think I may have become an actor to hide from myself. You can escape into a character.

Who wants an orange whip? Orange whip? Orange whip? Three orange whips.

I did the 'Tonight Show' once, and I choked up. I get intimidated.