Who wants an orange whip? Orange whip? Orange whip? Three orange whips.

As long as you can savor the humorous aspect of misery and misfortune, you can overcome anything.

You know, the finest line a man will walk is between success at work and success at home.

I'm a mog: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend!

I think I may have become an actor to hide from myself. You can escape into a character.

You can escape into a character.

I know what I have to do if I want to lose weight and stay healthy: eat a proper diet and exercise. All I've got to do is apply it.