I'm the one who has to look in the mirror, and after a while it begins to eat at you.
As long as you can savor the humorous aspect of misery and misfortune, you can overcome anything.
Six bucks and my right nut says we're not landing in Chicago.
I don't watch my movies. I just get too critical of myself.
Like your job. Love your wife.
Who wants an orange whip? Orange whip? Orange whip? Three orange whips.