I thought to myself, "Join the army!" It's free. So I figured while I'm here I'll lose a few pounds.
Six bucks and my right nut says we're not landing in Chicago.
I'm the one who has to look in the mirror, and after a while it begins to eat at you.
I know what I have to do if I want to lose weight and stay healthy: eat a proper diet and exercise. All I've got to do is apply it.
Who wants an orange whip? Orange whip? Orange whip? Three orange whips.
Like your job. Love your wife.