As long as you can savor the humorous aspect of misery and misfortune, you can overcome anything.
Wherever you go in the world, you just have to say you're Canadian and people laugh
Six bucks and my right nut says we're not landing in Chicago.
You know, the finest line a man will walk is between success at work and success at home.
You can escape into a character.
Hey, I stopped smoking cigarettes. Isn't that something? I'm on to cigars now. I'm on to a five-year plan. I eliminated cigarettes, then I go to cigars, then I go to pipes, then I go to chewing tobacco, then I'm on to that nicotine gum