Wherever you go in the world, you just have to say you're Canadian and people laugh
You know, the finest line a man will walk is between success at work and success at home.
I thought to myself, "Join the army!" It's free. So I figured while I'm here I'll lose a few pounds.
If you're not happy without it, you'll never be happy with it.
Six bucks and my right nut says we're not landing in Chicago.
I don't watch my movies. I just get too critical of myself.