If you're not happy without it, you'll never be happy with it.

I'm the one who has to look in the mirror, and after a while it begins to eat at you.

Hey, I stopped smoking cigarettes. Isn't that something? I'm on to cigars now. I'm on to a five-year plan. I eliminated cigarettes, then I go to cigars, then I go to pipes, then I go to chewing tobacco, then I'm on to that nicotine gum

I'm a mog: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend!

I think I may have become an actor to hide from myself. You can escape into a character.

You know, the finest line a man will walk is between success at work and success at home.

You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah, you're right. I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you, but I don't like to hurt people's feelings. Well, you think what you want about me. I'm not changing. I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. 'Cause I'm the real article. What you see is what you get.