If you're not happy without it, you'll never be happy with it.

Six bucks and my right nut says we're not landing in Chicago.

I thought to myself, "Join the army!" It's free. So I figured while I'm here I'll lose a few pounds.

You can escape into a character.

I'm a mog: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend!

I think I may have become an actor to hide from myself. You can escape into a character.

I don't watch my movies. I just get too critical of myself.