Six bucks and my right nut says we're not landing in Chicago.
You know, the finest line a man will walk is between success at work and success at home.
I'm the one who has to look in the mirror, and after a while it begins to eat at you.
You can escape into a character.
I thought to myself, "Join the army!" It's free. So I figured while I'm here I'll lose a few pounds.
I did the 'Tonight Show' once, and I choked up. I get intimidated.