I'm the one who has to look in the mirror, and after a while it begins to eat at you.
If you're not happy without it, you'll never be happy with it.
You know, the finest line a man will walk is between success at work and success at home.
I'm a mog: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend!
I did the 'Tonight Show' once, and I choked up. I get intimidated.
As long as you can savor the humorous aspect of misery and misfortune, you can overcome anything.