As long as you can savor the humorous aspect of misery and misfortune, you can overcome anything.

Who wants an orange whip? Orange whip? Orange whip? Three orange whips.

I'm the one who has to look in the mirror, and after a while it begins to eat at you.

As long as you can savor the humorous aspect of misery and misfortune, you can overcome anything.

You know, the finest line a man will walk is between success at work and success at home.

I thought to myself, "Join the army!" It's free. So I figured while I'm here I'll lose a few pounds.

I don't watch my movies. I just get too critical of myself.