As long as you can savor the humorous aspect of misery and misfortune, you can overcome anything.

Who wants an orange whip? Orange whip? Orange whip? Three orange whips.

I did the 'Tonight Show' once, and I choked up. I get intimidated.

You can escape into a character.

If you're not happy without it, you'll never be happy with it.

Wherever you go in the world, you just have to say you're Canadian and people laugh

I know what I have to do if I want to lose weight and stay healthy: eat a proper diet and exercise. All I've got to do is apply it.