As long as you can savor the humorous aspect of misery and misfortune, you can overcome anything.

I'm the one who has to look in the mirror, and after a while it begins to eat at you.

I don't watch my movies. I just get too critical of myself.

Like your job. Love your wife.

As long as you can savor the humorous aspect of misery and misfortune, you can overcome anything.

I'm a mog: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend!

Six bucks and my right nut says we're not landing in Chicago.