Sense of humor is so much more subjective than anyone believes.

When we hold a World Championship for a particular sport, we invite teams from other countries to play as well.

I've always called myself a writer/performer, not an actor because I basically write what I perform.

If you want to know who your friends are, have a major failure.

I was always a sports nut but I've lost interest now in whether one bunch of mercenaries in north London is going to beat another bunch of mercenaries from west London.

Other people, you know, put a latex rubber on, you know, to become sexually excited. There's so much I don't understand.

I don't want to hurt people.