If I like chocolate it won't surprise you that I have a few chocolates in my fridge, but if you find out I've got 16 warehouses full of chocolate, you'd think I was insane. All these rich guys are insane, obsessive compulsive twits obsessed with money - money is all they think about - they're all nuts.

Too many people confuse being serious with being solemn.

Always start where the energy is.

I don't miss London much. I find it crowded, vast and difficult to get around. Cabs are incredibly expensive.

When you're being stalked by an angry mob with raspberries, the first thing to do is to release a tiger.

I don't want to have to start being unselfish again. The great thing about being on your own is you do what you damned well like.

I can never do better than 'Fawlty Towers,' whatever I do. Now I very much want to teach young talent some rules of the game.