I'm not sure what's going on in Britain. I don't know what's going on in London. Because London is no longer an English city, and that's how they got the Olympics. I mean, they said, "We're the most cosmopolitan city on Earth," but it doesn't feel English.

Life is a terminal disease, and it is sexually transmitted.

Don't let anyone tell you what you ought to like... Some wines that some experts think are absolutely exquisite don't appeal to me at all.

Your Mother was A Hamster and you Father Smelled of elder berries.

We don't know where we get our ideas from. What we do know is that we do not get them from our laptops.

Sense of humor is so much more subjective than anyone believes.

I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.