I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.

My views are heretical to people who believe in political correctness.

I think that money spoils most things, once it becomes the primary motivating force.

Creativity is not a talent. It is a way of operating.

British press think entirely in clichés, and when they do come across creative work, they think that it must be based on something, because they don't realize that you can create things that aren't based on things.

The main evolutionary significance of humor is that it gets us from the closed mode to the open mode quicker than anything else.

My hovercraft is full of eels.