A man will give up almost anything except his suffering.
My views are heretical to people who believe in political correctness.
What I've always wanted to do is be as funny as possible.
The sad thing about true stupidity is that you can do absolutely nothing about it.
Because, as we all know, it’s easier to do trivial things that are urgent than it is to do important things that are not urgent, like thinking. And it’s also easier to do little things we know we can do than to start on big things that we’re not so sure about.
It’s only on the brink that people find the will to change. Only at the precipice do we evolve.