I think the hard thing for young comedians is that the majority of the young people in the audience out there don't have the wide range of references.

If you wish to kill yourself but lack the courage to, I think a visit to Palmerston North will do the trick.

Bureaucrats shouldn't be in charge of comedy.

In Britain, girls seem to be either bright or attractive. In America, that's not the case. They're both.

A satisfied customer. We should have him stuffed.

I love having different cultures around, but when the parent culture kind of dissipates, you're left thinking, 'Well, what's going on?'

Either people walk round dressed as chickens or they listen to Beethoven.