I think the problem with people like this is that they are so stupid that they have no idea how stupid they are.

I can do anything I want, I'm eccentric!

When you're being stalked by an angry mob with raspberries, the first thing to do is to release a tiger.

This is the most important joke I've ever heard. Niels Bohr, the founder of Quantum Physics, had a friend to dinner. As the friend left, he noticed a horseshoe nailed above Bohr's front door. He said to Bohr, accusingly, "Niels, you're a great scientist. You can't believe in superstitions." Bohr answered, "I don't, but apparently it works anyway."As with confirmation bias, we tend to lean toward superstitions that benefit us.

If I like chocolate it won't surprise you that I have a few chocolates in my fridge, but if you find out I've got 16 warehouses full of chocolate, you'd think I was insane. All these rich guys are insane, obsessive compulsive twits obsessed with money - money is all they think about - they're all nuts.

It’s only on the brink that people find the will to change. Only at the precipice do we evolve.

I don't want to have to start being unselfish again. The great thing about being on your own is you do what you damned well like.