I think the problem with people like this is that they are so stupid that they have no idea how stupid they are.

What have the Romans ever done for us?

Yes it's her husband. She hasn't got over it. Died thirty years ago.

My hovercraft is full of eels.

You go in and meet the head of BBC One and get an assurance about not dumbing down. And then, of course a few months later, he's been replaced by someone you haven't met.

Most of the bad taste I've been accused of has been generic bad taste; it's been making fun of an idea as opposed to a person.

Sense of humor is so much more subjective than anyone believes.