I think the problem with people like this is that they are so stupid that they have no idea how stupid they are.

The British fans are liable to suddenly be talking to you about something that you don't know how you got into the conversation. I think it's something to do with the fact that they've been watching you for so many years sort of you telling your story.

I don't want to have to start being unselfish again. The great thing about being on your own is you do what you damned well like.

All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?

I think we're all born with a sense of humor. Creativity is another thing though.

When you're being stalked by an angry mob with raspberries, the first thing to do is to release a tiger.

The most creative people have this childlike facility to play.