The Americans are just more enthusiastic and more likely to engage in hyperbole.

British press think entirely in clichés, and when they do come across creative work, they think that it must be based on something, because they don't realize that you can create things that aren't based on things.

I get bored easily. I've been bored most of my life.

Laughter is the best creative medicine.

Most of the bad taste I've been accused of has been generic bad taste; it's been making fun of an idea as opposed to a person.

I've always called myself a writer/performer, not an actor because I basically write what I perform.

In Britain, girls seem to be either bright or attractive. In America, that's not the case. They're both.