I used to desire many, many things, but now I have just one desire, and that's to get rid of all my other desires.
John CleeseFor me, the great problem growing up in England was that I had a very narrow concept of what God can be, and it was damn close to an old man with a beard.
John CleeseOther people, you know, put a latex rubber on, you know, to become sexually excited. There's so much I don't understand.
John Cleese