You don't have to be the Dalai Lama to tell people that life's about change.

If you wish to kill yourself but lack the courage to, I think a visit to Palmerston North will do the trick.

Yes it's her husband. She hasn't got over it. Died thirty years ago.

I'm very odd 'cause I think there's more than just a materialist planet, a materialist, reductionist planet.

If life were fair, Dan Quayle would be making a living asking 'Do you want fries with that?'

I don't want to hurt people.

When you're being stalked by an angry mob with raspberries, the first thing to do is to release a tiger.