I would like to do my own eulogy, and then shoot myself and then get in the coffin.

To be creative you must create a space for yourself where you can be undisturbed... separate from everyday concerns.

How to defend yourself against a banana

I would like to do my own eulogy, and then shoot myself and then get in the coffin.

I'm not sure what's going on in Britain. I don't know what's going on in London. Because London is no longer an English city, and that's how they got the Olympics. I mean, they said, "We're the most cosmopolitan city on Earth," but it doesn't feel English.

Technology frightens me to death. It's designed by engineers to impress other engineers, and they always come with instruction booklets that are written by engineers for other engineers - which is why almost no technology ever works.

The main evolutionary significance of humor is that it gets us from the closed mode to the open mode quicker than anything else.