When people quote sketches to me, half the time I don't know what they're talking about so I have to sort of go, aha, yes, oh yep, I remember that and lie my way out of it.

Other people, you know, put a latex rubber on, you know, to become sexually excited. There's so much I don't understand.

The Americans are just more enthusiastic and more likely to engage in hyperbole.

I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.

When you're being stalked by an angry mob with raspberries, the first thing to do is to release a tiger.

You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him enter regional distribution codes in data field 97 to facilitate regression analysis on the back end.

For me, the great problem growing up in England was that I had a very narrow concept of what God can be, and it was damn close to an old man with a beard.