When people quote sketches to me, half the time I don't know what they're talking about so I have to sort of go, aha, yes, oh yep, I remember that and lie my way out of it.

The World is insane. With tiny spots of sanity, here and there... Not the other way around!

Tension is wonderful for making people laugh.

Who's ever going to write a film in which I get the girl? Me!

I don't understand why very, very rich people want to have even more money than they've already got.

Comedy always works best when it is mean-spirited.

I'm always meeting new people, and my list of friends seems to change quite a bit.