But then acting is all about faking. We're all very good at faking things that we have no competence with.

And now for something completely different...

A man will give up almost anything except his suffering.

Either people walk round dressed as chickens or they listen to Beethoven.

I just think that sometimes we hang onto people or relationships long after they've ceased to be of any use to either of you. I'm always meeting new people, and my list of friends seems to change quite a bit.

In Britain, girls seem to be either bright or attractive. In America, that's not the case. They're both.

The real religion is about the understanding that if we can only still our egos for a few seconds, we might have a chance of experiencing something that is divine in nature. But in order to do that, we have to slice away at our egos and try to get them down to a manageable size, and then still work some practiced light meditation. So real religion is about reducing our egos, whereas all the churches are interested in is egotistical activities, like getting as many members and raising as much money and becoming as important and high-profile and influential as possible.