Nerves are always a big problem for me, which is why I loved doing American sitcoms. Because you know when you do the take in front of the audience that you're going to do it again afterwards. A minute after you finish, you just go and do it again. So, there's that sort of safety net. And then if you made a little mistake or two, they'll go pick it up, so there's nothing to worry about.

There are 3 basic differences between we British and you Americans. One, we speak English, and you don't. Two, when we have a "World Championship", we invite teams from other nations. Three, when you meet the British head of State, you only have to get down on one knee.

Filming is like a long air journey: there's so much hanging around and boredom that they keep giving you food.

It's a plastic surgeon you need, not a doctor

God was treated like this powerful, erratic, rather punitive father who has to be pacified and praised. You know, flattered.

The thrill I got discovering Buster Keaton when I was growing up was so exciting. He was one of the greats.

I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.