Who's ever going to write a film in which I get the girl? Me!
I would like to do my own eulogy, and then shoot myself and then get in the coffin.
I wish you wusses would stop whining about your unhappiness. I'm really fed up with it. Pour yourself a scotch and pull yourself together. Go out and shoot something!
What's the bleedin' point?
When people say 'I'm not a prude, but ...' what they mean is 'I am a prude, and ...'.
I tend to have an odd split in my mind: I tend to look at it as a writer and when the writing thing is OK and I'm happy with it, then I put on my actor's hat.