This is the most important joke I've ever heard. Niels Bohr, the founder of Quantum Physics, had a friend to dinner. As the friend left, he noticed a horseshoe nailed above Bohr's front door. He said to Bohr, accusingly, "Niels, you're a great scientist. You can't believe in superstitions." Bohr answered, "I don't, but apparently it works anyway."As with confirmation bias, we tend to lean toward superstitions that benefit us.

Creativity is not a talent. It is a way of operating.

I have a tendency sometimes to get too logical with what I'm writing, just because I want it to be kind of perfect.

What I've always wanted to do is be as funny as possible.

This is the extraordinary thing about creativity: If just you keep your mind resting against the subject in a friendly but persistent way, sooner or later you will get a reward from your unconscious.

Laughter is the best creative medicine.

No hope for planet at all. But I will be gone before the planet is gone, so it's your problem.