I get bored easily. I've been bored most of my life.

I think that I feel an indignation when I don't understand something.

I don't miss London much. I find it crowded, vast and difficult to get around. Cabs are incredibly expensive.

There's nothing good on the television; let's burn a witch. It must have been terribly exciting to live in those times.

Basil Fawlty was an easy character for me. For some reason, portraying a mean, uptight, incompetent bully comes naturally to me.

When you're being stalked by an angry mob with raspberries, the first thing to do is to release a tiger.

Your Mother was A Hamster and you Father Smelled of elder berries.