I get bored easily. I've been bored most of my life.

Don't let anyone tell you what you ought to like... Some wines that some experts think are absolutely exquisite don't appeal to me at all.

That's a lovely experience when you make an audience laugh. Then the nerves go away for a bit. And sometimes you do things then that you've never done before that are really funny.

The main evolutionary significance of humor is that it gets us from the closed mode to the open mode quicker than anything else.

I tend to have an odd split in my mind: I tend to look at it as a writer and when the writing thing is OK and I'm happy with it, then I put on my actor's hat.

I'm always meeting new people, and my list of friends seems to change quite a bit.

You don't have to be the Dalai Lama to tell people that life's about change.