I find the Alexander Technique very helpful in my work. Things happen without you trying. They get to be light and relaxed. You must get an Alexander teacher to show it to you.

A man will give up almost anything except his suffering.

Come to me. I want to plow you like a Calgary driveway at Christmas.

Bureaucrats shouldn't be in charge of comedy.

If you want creative workers, give them enough time to play.

If you are leaping a ravine, the moment of takeoff is a bad time to be considering alternative strategies.

I want to write a book which is the history of comedy.