Too many people confuse being serious with being solemn.
When people say 'I'm not a prude, but ...' what they mean is 'I am a prude, and ...'.
How to defend yourself against a banana
The Americans are so much more positive. They are much more in love with success. In Britain, they're a fairly envious bunch, and they love it if you fail.
Life is a terminal disease, and it is sexually transmitted.
If I can get you to laugh with me, you like me better, which makes you open to my ideas