What have the Romans ever done for us?

In Britain, girls seem to be either bright or attractive. In America, that's not the case. They're both.

You go in and meet the head of BBC One and get an assurance about not dumbing down. And then, of course a few months later, he's been replaced by someone you haven't met.

Michael Palin decided to give up on his considerable comedy talents to make those dreadfully tedious travel shows. Have you ever tried to watch one?

years ago we would have been burned for this. Now what I am suggesting is that we've advanced.

Come to me. I want to plow you like a Calgary driveway at Christmas.

If I can get you to laugh with me, you like me better, which makes you more open to my ideas. And if I can persuade you to laugh at the particular point I make, by laughing at it you acknowledge its truth.