Writing is the great skill, the creative skill. The acting is more an interpretative skill. And the thrill for me is the moment when I think of something. And then the challenge is how to get that funny idea to work in terms of the structure and that kind of thing, which is - and that's what I really love doing.

Your Mother was A Hamster and you Father Smelled of elder berries.

If I like chocolate it won't surprise you that I have a few chocolates in my fridge, but if you find out I've got 16 warehouses full of chocolate, you'd think I was insane. All these rich guys are insane, obsessive compulsive twits obsessed with money - money is all they think about - they're all nuts.

The great thing about Florida is you - each city's about two hours' drive from everywhere else.

Bureaucrats shouldn't be in charge of comedy.

Manuel will show you to your rooms - if you're lucky.

I can do anything I want, I'm eccentric!