When you're being stalked by an angry mob with raspberries, the first thing to do is to release a tiger.
John CleeseWhen you've been doing comedy for forty years, you really do know most of the jokes. And even if you don't know a specific joke, you can pretty much guess what it's going to be.
John CleeseI think the problem with people like this is that they are so stupid that they have no idea how stupid they are.
John Cleese