I was always a sports nut but I've lost interest now in whether one bunch of mercenaries in north London is going to beat another bunch of mercenaries from west London.
Tension is wonderful for making people laugh.
Wine is wonderful stuff. But so many people are put off by the snobbery of it.
My hovercraft is full of eels.
I would like to do my own eulogy, and then shoot myself and then get in the coffin.
What is absurd is not the teachings of the founders of religion, it's what followers subsequently make of it.