There's nothing good on the television; let's burn a witch. It must have been terribly exciting to live in those times.

When we hold a World Championship for a particular sport, we invite teams from other countries to play as well.

Bureaucrats shouldn't be in charge of comedy.

Sci-fi has never really been my bag. But I do believe in a lot of weird things these days, such as synchronicity. Quantum physics suggests it's possible, so why not?

I think that I feel an indignation when I don't understand something.

I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.

Come to me. I want to plow you like a Calgary driveway at Christmas.