I was a terrible dancer. I dance like an Englishman.

When you do comedy in front of an audience, they are the ones who tell you whether it's funny or not and which bits are funny and which bits need to be fixed.

It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand.

The Americans are just more enthusiastic and more likely to engage in hyperbole.

I used to desire many, many things, but now I have just one desire, and that's to get rid of all my other desires.

No hope for planet at all. But I will be gone before the planet is gone, so it's your problem.

The Americans are so much more positive. They are much more in love with success. In Britain, they're a fairly envious bunch, and they love it if you fail.