I was a terrible dancer. I dance like an Englishman.

Laughter destroys any divisions between people.

I've always found life quite difficult to explain to people or to myself.

When people quote sketches to me, half the time I don't know what they're talking about so I have to sort of go, aha, yes, oh yep, I remember that and lie my way out of it.

British press think entirely in clichés, and when they do come across creative work, they think that it must be based on something, because they don't realize that you can create things that aren't based on things.

I think we're all born with a sense of humor. Creativity is another thing though.

I don't want to have to start being unselfish again. The great thing about being on your own is you do what you damned well like.