I was a terrible dancer. I dance like an Englishman.

I think it takes a long time, as you get older, to realize just how crazy the world is, just how ridiculous it all is.

When you're being stalked by an angry mob with raspberries, the first thing to do is to release a tiger.

Laughter destroys any divisions between people.

And now for something completely different...

The writing is the most important bit, and performing it is just closing the circle because I'm less likely to screw it up than anyone else.

How to defend yourself against a banana