We don't know where we get our ideas from. What we do know is that we do not get them from our laptops.

A lot of humour is about just enjoying life and spontaneity and because you make a joke that puts somebody down - we're always teasing each other. It's with affection. It's nasty teasing that we - not all teasing; nasty teasing you cut out.

My hovercraft is full of eels.

What is absurd is not the teachings of the founders of religion, it's what followers subsequently make of it.

But then acting is all about faking. We're all very good at faking things that we have no competence with.

I'm very odd 'cause I think there's more than just a materialist planet, a materialist, reductionist planet.

I was a terrible dancer. I dance like an Englishman.