Bureaucrats shouldn't be in charge of comedy.

Comedy always works best when it is mean-spirited.

I used to desire many, many things, but now I have just one desire, and that's to get rid of all my other desires.

When you get to my age, and I'm 66 now, you realize that the world is a madhouse and that most people are operating in fantasy anyway. So once you realise that, it doesn't bother you much.

God was treated like this powerful, erratic, rather punitive father who has to be pacified and praised. You know, flattered.

The great thing about Florida is you - each city's about two hours' drive from everywhere else.

The English contribution to world cuisine: the chip.