I hit the ball as hard as I can. If I can find it, I hit it again.
Do I have to know rules and all that crap? Then forget it.
I will just put four or five extra packs of cigarettes in my bag and I will be fine.
There are probably some things I could do to keep my flexibility up, but I'd rather smoke, drink diet Cokes and eat.
This fitness thing is blown out of proportion. What am I going to do on a treadmill - smoke a cigarette and drink a diet Coke?
Stories match the way our species thinks. Equally important, stories are something we share - everyone everywhere tells stories and oddly enough, in the same way. It all probably started around some campfire a million years ago.