My slogan is who needs fitness when you've got great equipment.

All four days I didn't think. I just hit. Squeaky (Medlen, his caddy) said 'kill' and I killed it.

The only way I'll ever make the Ryder Cup team is when I become captain; then I can name myself to the team.

I learned you can't drink whiskey and play golf.

It's nice to worry about playing golf and not all the other stuff.

Well, it's a tie and jacket and I just don't travel with one, ... You're not going to put a coat and tie on me for dinner. I'm just being honest. Plus, the wives can't go and I'd rather see the wives be able to go instead of just all the guys. That makes it fun.

I believe nicotine plus caffeine equals protein.