America doesn't have an abortion problem - it has an unwanted pregnancy problem, and an abortion symptom.

My mother was an ex-nun, and my father was a Franciscan brother, so I grew up believing in Jesus the way anyone would believe in Mom's first husband.

I've come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out.

Anti-Tax fetishist Grover Norquist owns a bust of Ronald Reagan, who raised taxes 11 times.

If you don't want your tax dollars to help the poor, then stop saying that you want a country based on Christian values. Because you don't!

Impeach President Reagan retroactively for agreeing with Obama on the assault weapons ban.

I will kill the BackStreet Boys by beating them with the members of N-Sync.