We live in a country where voting rights get gutted but Sharknado gets a sequel.

America doesn't have an abortion problem - it has an unwanted pregnancy problem, and an abortion symptom.

You complain and demand zero compromise - so the GOP obstructs Obama so the economy doesn't improve - then you complain and demand even more zero compromise. Then you get to blame Obama for the slow recovery, which is sorta like John Wilkes Booth blaming Lincoln for missing the end of a play.

Stand-up led to me doing solo shows, which led to me being offered my first broadcasting job, being a VJ.

Anti-Tax fetishist Grover Norquist owns a bust of Ronald Reagan, who raised taxes 11 times.

We live in a country where voting rights get gutted but Sharknado gets a sequel.

People get God and religion confused. I think God is a bit too hip to join any of his unauthorized fan clubs.