It's hard to get movie studios to pay a lot of money for movies that don't have robots or explosions.

The fourth way to get a boy to like you is to be yourself. Now, I am contractually obligated as an adult to give that advice, even though it doesn't work. But yeah, be yourself, even though no one has any idea what it means to be yourself. Like whose self would I otherwise be being?

Support Group featured a rotating cast of characters in various states of tumor-driven unwellness. Why did the cast rotate? A side effect of dying.

Do not worry too much about your lawn. You will soon find if you haven't already that almost every adult American devotes tremendous time and money to the maintenance of an invasive plant species called turf grass that we can't eat. I encourage you to choose better obsessions.

Cold one day, sweet the next; irresistibly flirty one moment, resistibly obnoxious the next.

Okay is BURSTING with sensuality

I said nothing—I hadn’t known Marya, and anyway, “listening quietly” was my general social strategy