Just move to the Internet, its great here. We get to live inside where the weather is always awesome.

You and me will read a book and find three interesting things that we remember. But Colin finds everything intriguing. He reads a book about presidents and he remembers more of it because everything he reads clicks in his head as fugging interesting.

But you know what they say about Gutshot: the population never goes up and never goes down, because every time a woman gets pregnant, a man leaves town.

Every second of your definitionally temporary consciousness, you are choosing how you spend something that will not last forever.

How do you just stop being terrified of getting left behind and ending up by yourself forever and not meaning anything to the world?

I think one of the most important differences between us is that you are excellent at living in a way that is commensurate with your values, whereas I am not. For instance, I didn’t recycle until I watched An Inconvenient Truth and I’m still sort of iffy on it. And also, I didn’t vote in 2000, even though I could have voted in Florida *hits self on head repeatedly* Ahh George Bush! It’s all my fault! God! So stupid! *sigh* Let’s change the subject. Also, we have vastly different happy dances.

I feel like, like, how you matter is defined by the things that matter to you. You matter as much as the things that matter to you.