I wouldn't have cared if my girlfriend was a Jaguar-driving Cyclops with a beard - I'd have been grateful just to have someone to make out with.

As far as all of our identities are dependent on how other people imagine us we are all making ourselves and each other up all the time

Without Pain, How Could We Know Joy?

I realize that they giggle and I actually laugh, that they show their cleavage and I have none to show, but just so you know, I am also a girl. I'm one of the three wise MEN. And it's gay to think that James Bond is hot.

She walks lightly, old man. She walks lightly upon the earth.

In those fifty, the Old Man made me take religion seriously. I'd never been religious, but he told us that religion is important whether or not we believed in one, the same way that historical events are important whether or not you personally lived through them.

Thank you for wearing that dress which is like whoa.