Her hair is ridiculous," I said. "I know. That was the only thing I said about her that was true. When you say nasty things about people, you should never say the true ones, because you can't really fully and honestly take those back, you know? I mean, there are highlights. And there are streaks. And then there are skunk stripes.
John GreenSo howโs it going?โ โOkay. Glad to be home, I guess. Gus told me you were in the ICU?โ โYeah,โ I said. โSucks,โ he said. โIโm a lot better now,โ I said. โIโm going to Amsterdam tomorrow with Gus.โ โI know. Iโm pretty well up-to-date on your life, because Gus never. Talks. About. Anything. Else.
John GreenThere are at least two distinct meanings of 'hot': there is the, like, normal human definition which is that 'this individual seems suitable for mating'. And then there's the weird, culturally constructed definition of 'hot' which means, 'that individual is malnourished and has probably had plastic bags inserted into her breasts'. Like, I think if you went back to the 18th century and asked a 15-year-old boy, 'Would you like to marry a woman who has had plastic bags needlessly inserted into her breasts?' that 15-year-old boy would probably be like ... 'What's plastic?'
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