But I could always tell in her eyes if she got really pissed at me, and her eyes were still pretty smiley

Idiotically, it occurred to me that my pink underwear didn’t match my purple bra, as if boys even notice such things.

Becoming a father made me much more interested in the parent character in my novels. I've never found parents that interesting.

His every syllable flirted. Honestly, he kind of turned me on. I didn't even know that guys could turn me on-not, like, in real life

While I did not fancy myself a particularly good person, I never thought my first real sexual action would be prostitutional.

The true ninja doesn't make a splash at all.

Because there is no glory in illness. There is no meaning to it. There is no honor in dying of.